I've been fish slapped

Have you ever had the joy of being slapped in the face with something you never saw coming??

Well, I did. I was informed that the thing I have been pining over was never there to begin with. I'm feeling strangely calm about it.

I was calm and level headed when I was informed of all this, simply stating how I felt. A day or so later the anger kicked in. I REALLY don't appreciate being lied to... and I DEFINATELY don't like being taken for a fool.

However, the benefit of all this is that I'm simply done. I've been praying to be "over it." Now I am, it all happened very quickly actually. The phone convo lasted a meer two hours.

So, in conclusion....

Dear Fish Slapper,
Thanks for being such an incredible jerk. I'm over it. Which is what I've been needing.
Sincerely,
The Amazing Girl (that has been WAYYYY too nice to you through all this)